1. Thingy (n):
Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. Vulnerable (adj):
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.
3. Communication (n):
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. Commitment (n):
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. Entertainment (n):
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. Flatulence (n):
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 Making love (n):
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. Remote control (n):
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.